okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

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Popular HP text posts- final part (click for HQ) (part 1) (part 2

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jaclcfrost:

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun

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curple:

So, this establishment in Cedar Park, Texas threw out a patron tonight for being gay. 

As seen on my friends facebook, “I got throw out—literally escorted out— for being gay. They said I was cut off when I tried to order a drink and I wasn’t even drunk. They told my friends that they couldn’t get drinks for me. and then they just walked over and threw me out.”

When he asked why he was being thrown out he was given one short and too the point answer.

"We don’t serve people like you, and don’t fucking come back."

Here is the contact information for the bar in question: 

Phone Number:
512-260-2060

Address:
601 E Whitestone 
Blvd Cedar Park, Tx 78613

Facebook: 
https://www.facebook.com/shooterscp?ref=stream&fref=nf

Can we let them know that this kind of thing will not be stood for in 2014? 

 

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thebaronofthebells:

men in suits are so hot let me be your business you professional son of a bitch

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peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

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asguardianelf:

 The Avengers. That’s what we call ourselves; we’re sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.

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It’s nearly time 

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ih0petheyshine:

why doesn’t this website love Miranda Hart like??

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she’s the queen I mean

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I mean

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lets not forget this gem

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she understands me

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oh and yeah

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can I get a ‘spirit animal!’ over here??

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queen

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Same girl, same

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my thought process exactly

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oh and um yeah

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basically she has this show called Miranda on BBC and you should watch it bc perf.

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